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  • Why CareerBuilder.com Sucks Sucks Sucks

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    Jul 23
    Odd that I noticed that my bruise is nearly the same color as my ipod.

    OK. I admit it. I wrote the title of this post JUST for search engines to possibly find. I swore I wouldn’t take them into consideration so much, but well, some things I can’t let die.

    Why does CareerBuilder Suck?

    I uploaded my resume to CareerBuilder.com yesterday and was pleased to find a load of emails in my box today. I was pissed when most of them started like this

    Dear Heather,

    I am a District Manager for XYZ Company looking for a successful, business-minded individual with a strong desire for personal growth, career fulfillment, and financial success. Based on my initial review of your resume, I believe you may be an excellent fit for our Career Opportunity in sales with XYZ Company.

    Some business marketing fluff here …

    Income Potential:
    Currently, each of our team members owns his or her own business and is very successful. The top team member earns over $350,000 and the average income for the team of 30 agents is over $125,000. You control your own destiny with XYZ Company. Your earning potential is unlimited!

    Qualifications:
    We require highly motivated individuals willing to invest their time and energy into creating a profitable and rewarding business. You must have a desire to succeed, have an independent spirit and strong work ethic.

    Bla bla bla. Here’s another one:

    Business Opportunity
    ARE YOU READY FOR A CHANGE? DO YOU OWN YOUR LIFE?

    Have you ever thought about what it would be like to “Own Your Life?”
    This is what we think it means to “Own Your Life:”
    When you subtract out the sleeping time, commuting time, working time and things you have to do each and every day of your life, most people don’t have more than one to two hours a day to do what they would like to do; and then, would you have the money to do it?

    *sigh*

    I also received a phone call this morning that went something like this

    Me: “This is Heather.”

    Super Happy Voice: “Hi, we are with ABC Financial Company and we found your resume on Career builder and we were super interested in your qualifications. We were wondering if you’re be interested in an interview tomorrow.”

    Me: “Um, OK.”

    S.H.V.: “GREAT! We have one interview spot left at 9AM tomorrow.”

    Me: “One ~spot~ left? Can you tell me if the position is for Internet Marketing Manager or is it just Search Engine Optimization, or what is it?”

    S.H.V.: *Puzzled silence*

    Me:”Hello?”

    S.H.V.: “I’m not sure what you’re asking, but we’re looking for highly motivated individuals willing to invest their time and energy into creating a profitable and rewarding business.”

    Me: *sigh* “So…did you even *read* my resume? Do you know what Search Engine Marketing is?

    S.H.V. (who is not so happy now, and actually a little irritated.) “Well, we have one interview position left tomorrow morning at 9AM. Can you be here?”

    Me: “No. I’ve got a prior appointment.”

    S.H.V. “Fine.” *Phone goes dead.*

    Basically, from what I can figure out, CareerBuilder sells everyone’s email and phone number in giant lists to ‘cattle call sales type’ ventures who then spam your box with crap and waste your cell phone minutes.

    No thank you.

    God only knows how much more spam I will receive from this.

    *The following is old school spam just for search engines. It will do absolutely nothing to the ranking of Careerbuilder, and won’t even rank for ‘Careerbuilder sucks’ but it will at least make me feel like I’m doing something to go up against ‘the man’. And, old school stuff like this is just a laugh.*

    Careerbuilder sucks
    Careerbuilder sucks
    Careerbuilder sucks
    Careerbuilder sucks

13 Responses to “Why CareerBuilder.com Sucks Sucks Sucks”

  1. BillMan said on

    I despise S.H.V’s. Having worked in call centers, I can tell you that they never last. They usually get escorted from the building by the nice young men in the clean white coats. Someimes, they get a new jacket of their own.
    I have gotten those job offers claiming the had seen my résumé on Career Builder, HotJobs and Monster. However, I have gotten contract work that way, so I try to be careful which ones I mark as SPAM. It’s not usually too hard.
    Excuse me, I need to go answer an e-mail from the Finance Minister of Outer Slobovia, who says my e-mail was chosen to receive $10 million Slobovian dollars out of the goodness of their hearts. That, with my share of Bill Gates’ splitting up his fortune, and I may not NEED that 2nd million!!

  2. I looked at my login information for CareerBuilder and noticed that I was auto opted in to “Send me every bit of spam crap from 3rd parties you can.” I thought about just leaving my resume and profile on the site, but I’m so disgusted that I deleted everything.

  3. robert mellon said on

    Career builder does suck, but so does everything else nowdays as far as the American way of hiring, trust me I know i’ve been living it for a couple years now. I spent close to 30 years building up a technical background with skills that are very hard to come by and the hardest part is getting your resume on the desk of an actual person who is the one responsabile for hiring for the position. I got so disgusted and jaded that I decided to do an experiment and post a reume for George Kastanza and see what kind of reponse he got. George basically gets the same thing I get, spam, and CareerBuilder come ons for improving your “chances” by upgrading to this or that.

  4. They are a horrible site because they sell your information. I hope these fake employers don’t start calling me on the phone, the spam email is bad enough. I can’t delete my account, they don’t allow it no matter how much I try. WHY hasn’t this site been shut down? They are as bad as Snopes.

  5. It is unbelievable isn’t it? But I suppose there is so much money in selling the names and information that it’ll stay up forever…

  6. I can relate to all of this! But in the end, I have to say thank you to all those rude bastards because they got me to move to Sweden, meet the man of my dreams, have a fulfilling career and lead a fairytale existence.

  7. Rock on Dax. Honestly this post reminded me that you need to find the good in all situations. Thanks.

  8. I just searched through 24 (935) pages of supposed jobs in my area and I would have to say that 95% are US nationwide BS jobs that have no relevance to me or my search criteria. GET PAID $800/Day processing Dish Network Orders…..Yeah and I am the king of England. That is why I don’t go there and I took my info off.

  9. It is amazing CareerBuilder can stay in business. Sure, they might charge to allow “companies” — and I use that term loosely — to post “jobs” but if they are pissing everyone off, they won’t have anyone to show those jobs to.

  10. Yeah, CareerBuilder is AWFUL. The emails I get for matches have nothing to do with my field. It’s a useless site.

  11. And the thing is…I hate writing that a company sucks. I really do. But CareerBuilder.com really does suck. They have such a potential to do well and they just p*ss it away.

    Thanks for writing in Luke. I feel your pain.

  12. I would just like to agree with everything everyone has already said. How did people get jobs before the internet? News papers and employment agencies? seems antiquated but until a real job search site exists that’s how I’ll search.

  13. @T_man: I will say that Monster.com has been very good with my private information. I’ve been on there for years and not had any issues. You might want to check them out. (Beware the forms that are already filled out…make sure you check tiny little “No Thanks” link below the message.)

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