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	<title>Comments on: Ways To Fall On Your Ass</title>
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		<title>By: GreenEye Wire &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Caution: This Post Contains A Picture of My Ass</title>
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		<dc:creator>GreenEye Wire &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Caution: This Post Contains A Picture of My Ass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This post should also make clear why you want to learn how to rollerblade (or in my case remember how to rollerblade) before attaching your eager dog to pull you. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This post should also make clear why you want to learn how to rollerblade (or in my case remember how to rollerblade) before attaching your eager dog to pull you. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: BillMan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hip-hop??  I can&#039;t even imagine what that manner of dancing would look like.  Is it similar to break dancing??  Remember, I&#039;ve lived in Kansas for the last 23 years.
Mary has given up trying to get me to dance.  Even in my best shape, I had no rhythm.  You oughta see me trying to jump rope.  That&#039;d probably make a good YouTube video:  &quot;Is this man trying to jump rope or hang himsefl?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hip-hop??  I can&#8217;t even imagine what that manner of dancing would look like.  Is it similar to break dancing??  Remember, I&#8217;ve lived in Kansas for the last 23 years.<br />
Mary has given up trying to get me to dance.  Even in my best shape, I had no rhythm.  You oughta see me trying to jump rope.  That&#8217;d probably make a good YouTube video:  &#8220;Is this man trying to jump rope or hang himsefl?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, you also didn&#039;t see me attempting to hip hop.  It was...sad.</description>
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		<title>By: BillMan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;And it doesn’t help that I’m not that athletic anyway. Sure, I can do repetitive tasks like running or cycling, but if I have to do anything athletic that requires coordination or a ball, I’m pretty much screwed.&quot;
Oh pull the other one, darlin&#039;!!!  I don&#039;t give a hoopity-snoot if it involves a ball or co-ordination, ANYONE who particpates SUCCESSFULLY in even a SPRINT Triathalon and then tried to tell an old Couch Potato like ME she is not &quot;athletic&quot; ain&#039;t sellin&#039; me no bridges in New York or swamp land in El Paso!!!  *I* can show you unathletic.  Remember me, the guy that won a $250 mountain bike and sold it on e-Bay `cause he didn&#039;t feel like figuring out all 18 gears??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And it doesn’t help that I’m not that athletic anyway. Sure, I can do repetitive tasks like running or cycling, but if I have to do anything athletic that requires coordination or a ball, I’m pretty much screwed.&#8221;<br />
Oh pull the other one, darlin&#8217;!!!  I don&#8217;t give a hoopity-snoot if it involves a ball or co-ordination, ANYONE who particpates SUCCESSFULLY in even a SPRINT Triathalon and then tried to tell an old Couch Potato like ME she is not &#8220;athletic&#8221; ain&#8217;t sellin&#8217; me no bridges in New York or swamp land in El Paso!!!  *I* can show you unathletic.  Remember me, the guy that won a $250 mountain bike and sold it on e-Bay `cause he didn&#8217;t feel like figuring out all 18 gears??</p>
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